It’s February, which means that Valentine’s Day is coming up. Stumped about what to get your sweetheart? Here are some suggestions:

1. Skydiving lessons

2. A ham

3. Deodorant with a little note attached that says, “Hint, hint!”

4. Fire insurance

5. A schnauzer

6. A monkey phone call

7. Footed pajamas

8. A chest freezer full of beef pot pies

9. A PedEgg

10. A copy of TMI

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