My Celebrity Crushes, in chronological order

1. Michael Jackson: It was the moonwalking.

2-3. Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix: Is this photo not man-tastic?

4. Matt Damon: Ooh, he was so cute in School Ties.

5. Kate Winslet: I’m not afraid to admit to a girl crush. Can ya blame me?

6. Christian Bale: I’m all over the sit-ups scene in American Psycho.

7. Orlando Bloom: Is he still getting work? He should be, with those cheekbones.

8. Dave Navarro: He carries off the eyeliner so well.

9. Jack White: No offense, Jack, but it’s more about your voice and your guitar playing.

10. Robert Plant: I’m on a huge Led Zeppelin kick right now. The hair is almost as good as the voice.

Notice the trend toward musicians? What can I say–I’m a sucka for boys who sing, dance, and play the guitar.

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